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Wilbo's just claimed to have been hit by freak tidal wave whilst walking through the city centre.

Priceless.   biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

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There will be a freak tidal wave appearing at your desk very soon.

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Your office is full of freaks!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH...some one said they had seen the big drip in town yesterday Kerro..... he was standing by the side of the road, crying!no



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These two Clampets were seen sitting in Bitts Park yesterday just before the freak wave, bit foot clampet and heffalump clampet, me thinks they were partly responsible, shamao!!

 



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Kerro must have seen the photographer in Bitts Park as he's looking at the camera that time and smiling, not like the above, biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin CLASSIC - Cabbaged - FACTOID

Snow shoes is looking well though, but deeks the size of them spoilts!!!!



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I feel we may have hit a raw nerve here with Mr Wilson, especially after this latest outburst.
Listen Wilby, we are sorry you got wet yesterday, it must have been very traumatic for you, especially if it ruined your Matalan suit and spoiled your hair. I can appreciate it must have been very embarrassing with all those folk s******ing behind your back at you, and then you go and get splashed and that makes them worse.
A little bit of advice for you little fella, next time you go up town for lunch, take someone with you, who will help you cross the road safely and ensure you stay well clear of all the hazzards and danger spots that exist.

Keep smiling!


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Thank you for your concern I am touched. The Primarni suit was chucked, i'll get another one for the price of a Kronny in the Goz and the hair went the same way, i'm thinking of shaving it all off like you used to before you went bald.

I was embarrassed by this episode as you say as it brought back nightmares of the last time I got soaking wet, it was up in John O'Groats and I was walking down the street behind an Eric Hall tribute act, I couldn't see round him, it was dark and I was frightened and traumatised by it, you can see my dilemma. Luckily this man disappeared round about tea time every day when there was food to make, but would reappear when it was made then disappear again when the dishes were to be done, reappear when the beer came out then disappear again.

I will take mamma kerr with me next week, thats if i go to town again in the rain, i keep thinking about eric hall though when it rains, will i ever get better  crying.gifcrying.gifcrying.gif

There is a danger spot in the goz tonight at about 5ish so you watch out for it sausage toes.



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Im glad you realise that there is a major issue in the Goz and its gonna come crashing down on you, so best you find another local.
Just had a call off stagecoach, they reported seeing one of their buses in the Swifts car Park, or a least the back of it.....Where do you park your car again Wilbo??? Oh yes, coincidence....maybe not Lard arseaww


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