Mr Wilson, howgood do you feel after living so many years in the shadow, that you can type with such smugness..... watch it doesnt bite you on the ar-e
Mr Steele, you surprise me that you have taken such a big bite to such a general post.
My friend Snr Alex Popadopolos who works at the kebab shop near Eastlands contacted me to say "game off Wilby peeps", I was merely posting to advise any CCFC people of this.
Aah I see my error, I wrote Sir Alex, sorry it should have been Snr (short for senor) Alex, my humblest apologies.
Mind he also said "Don't bring your friend who eats like a dwarf horse, you know the one who looks like Bob Hoskins and wears snow shoes in the summer, him and Mr Wright forgot to pay their kebab tab last time". £28!!!!
Getting Better Boundy? Good to hear mate, I'll let you off with your comment then.
Being related to Sloth off the Goonies, gives you no right o start mumbling rubbish...Hey you guys........ Please Mr Wilson, refrain from dissin my snow shoes as they are helping me brave the weather at the moment and put the miles in..... had you been born with such advantages you too would be happy... oops sorry you were as you dont have to get dressed up for Halloween!!!!!!!!! Anyhoo, Man Arab for the MM Cup, Chelski for the League, Bin Ratchers for the MM Europa Cup and Arsenwhole for the FA Cup......Champions League will stay in Spain........... Man Utd will win nothing-------Eh Wilby lad????
Your going to have to ask the tank to explain to me who I am being compared with SS, as I have no idea who the sloth off the goonies is. I can imagine it's not very complimentary though.
Looking the way I do can save lots of money on fancy dress at certain times of the year, particularly halloween, everything has its plus and negative points as you well know. Only the other day I overheard Mrs S and the other parents at school talking about the terrible road and pavement conditions in lowry hill, she went on to add that luckily she has a cross between a snow plough and steamroller that she sends out at 5.30am every morning to plough/roll the pavements in order that the children can walk safely to school. Only problem is the snow plough/steamroller was left in the compound at the Gozzy over Xmas and New Year and by all accounts is a bit rusty and is cracking the said pavements in the neighbourhood.
I'm no good at predications but here goes, Kronny to be over £3 a pint before the end of Jan, Ollie Driver and Josh Harding to announce they are going to live together, Caveman to go on facebook, Reedo to sign for CCFC, the tank to progress to catching larger animals than chickens, no more bar tabs in Club 35, Bender to start going to church and snow shoes to come back into fashion.
I am starting to see a theme coming here, "steamroller", "eats like a dwarf horse", " cracking pavements".....are you making aspertions about my physique? Are you suggesting I am a salad dodger? Are you suggesting that I dont look at the price of food, I only look at the weight?
I take these coments on board and will use them as an inspiration to improve my whole well being.
You however, will need a visit to Trinny and Susannah, Gok Wan and Russell Grant to predict your future.........
Dont mess with the literacy master. Youve just been Waza'd
