Stan Tevez and Barry Pilkington have signed a 1 year deal with Carlisle City FC over 35's.
Stan will make his debut next Monday at Frizington Hip Replacemet centre first 11, whilst Barry started the game yesterday at Shap Working Mens Club.
Manager Willie (Wonker, had to be careful spelling that) Armstrong said "Stan was considering an offer to join his brother Carlos at Man City next year, so we are obviously delighted to snatch him from the best team in Manchester", on Barry he commented "He will add some steel to our midfield and will be able to translate when we play in West Cumbria".
I think he was talking about yer hair marra when he mentioned steel. XX