1 x ladies mobile phone (1 month old and hardly used), 1 x Camera (only one the family had), 1 x mascara (as used by Craig Cherry), 1 x small person's jacket (in black), 1 x right leg and 1 x left leg (only used for staggering), 1 mouth (broken saturday but now fixed), 1 tongue (was green but has since changed colour back to pink), 1 free taxi pass (never used) - OFFERS!!!
Anyone interested call Mrs Adrienne Steele on 07921606547
Ooooh Mr Wilson your far too cheeky for your own good!!
Hope you enjoyed 'Outrageous' on Saturday night it was nice seeing you out on the town, but you need a bit of styling advice- wear a longer skirt next time, those legs were scary!!!
Ah the lovely Mrs S, you recovered from your excesses? I was told by Waza that Mini's were in, so blame him. I never know whether to shave or wax, it's a real dilemma you know. See you Sunday, session on - FACT
