Surprised you're saying too much about this mornings "walk". I got home from work to find my wife traumatised saying Colin & Justin were hammering on our door in the middle of the night.
I heard a tale about when Wilbo was a young lad and his mam asked him to go and buy 7 stones of potatoes, to see them through the winter just has he walked out the door he shouted to his mam " I have not got a big enough bag to carry them in " His mam replied "use your hat" Boom Boom