Elton Harding and David Driver have asked me to invite you all to their house warming party tomorrow evening, both are terribly excited about it and ask you to come early to avoid disappointment. Can everyone bring some lambrini and a bag of cheese puffs, as Elton loves the tickle he gets on his throat after a lambrini and David loves his puffs.
DJ Simes Magrimes will be on the decks playing some wicked tunes from big audio dynamite, bender will be on the door so only the chosen ones will be allowed in (Griffy - sorry, not tonight fella), a hot and cold chinese buffet will be supplied by Willie Armstrong, Bellas will give a master class in 1 legged dancing and Jeffrey bear will do a special rendition of the dying fly. If that's not enough to tempt you, Elton and David will have their first dance at 9.00pm and at 10.00pm we have belly dancing with Carl Armstrong, at 11.00pm we have fashion advice from Dougie and a hair and male grooming session with captain caveman, at 11.01pm Bello will show you how to open a bottle of beer with your teeth and at midnight there will be fireworks, followed by a lift home via durranhill with Yall and a few of his friends.
ive just had a txt off elton.hes giving david a hand 2 put tha duvet cover as elton doesnt want any illeagal imagrants in tha cover.. so rushy will have stay in tha wardrobe another night.NO PARTY POPPERS ALOUD i was told as henry struggles 2 pik them up.another name 4 rushy?
