Well done Eddie Izzard, getting 2 hat tricks on the belt, that's not been seen before, normally you play one, get injured, miss two, play one, get injured ..........
Steve is on the look out for a centre forward, careful if he turns up at a veterans game, you might get the call. One of your fellow players has already had the call, Mr Boots. He said he knew Steve would ring him because he is the best left back in the town, even at 44.
I talked to Willie today and his eye sight has returned. He said he went to his wardrobe this morning and wondered who's all the 70's gear was, after being told by his wife they were in fact his, he filled 10 charity bags with clothes and set off to Matalan to get some "decent stuff", his words not mine.
Mr Boots is a certain David Bewley, Eddie Izzard is of course the uncompromisable Mr Eagling.
HAVE TO TAKE ISSUE WITH WILLIE "ME HAMSTRINGHURTS" ARMSTRONG ABOUT HIS MATCH REPORT FOR THE ST BEDES GAME. HE DESCRIBES ME AS BEING ON A HAT TRICK OF HEADERS BUT WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THE BALL MERELY BRUSHED MY FRINGE ON THE WAY THROUGH TO IAN "LETTUCEWRISTS" HORNE AND HE SHOULD HAVE HELD IT ANYWAY!!!!! I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT TO THE GAFFER THAT I HAVE SINCE HAD A HAIRCUT TO PREVENT SUCH AN INCIDENT HAPPENING AGAIN!! BRING BACK DOUGIE!!!
another fine win for the old geezers tonight in the cup, 3-1 against silloth. rumours are flying around that willie hamstrung was issued with safety goggles for his x ray vision but was too vain to wear them!!!!!!!
Match report up soon, which covers a sporting gesture by one of the City players when he persuaded the ref not to award a goal, when the ball had not crossed the line.