Two people were found face down in a ditch in Skiddaw Road. Police have asked the Health & Safety if any of the Traffic Management signs had been removed on Saturday Night. The Health and Safety believe that an Orange Barrier, Two Road Cones a Men at work sign a Pedestrian this way sign and an arrow pointing left sign had been significantly been disturbed during the night and they have been taken for fongerprint evidence. House to house calls have revealed that a Bald middle aged chap with a can of Cider in his hand was seen heading up the other side of Skiddaw Road shouting i know where we can leave all these.
i think ya totally rite bri.av 2 wait till this sat wen ive mere larap on bord and at half 2 in tha morn.doug you kno i waz just trying 2 tha fashion police away from you
