Not a golfer myself but I was standing with Willie wonker who pretends to know about golf and Mcgrimes who doesn't pretend to know about anything except cider, and the famous american golfer BIG JOHN DALY walks up to me and hands me a bottle of water saying "that's for you wilbo", having never met the man I was gob smacked, he disappeared soon after, but I believe gave out autographs in the car park.
never mind stadtler and waldorf, more like morecambe and wise, by the way waza missus says thanks for shandy, even though she had to wait a day and a half for it!!!